My favorite set of family names I found in a family:

The father is Aubrey Plaza because witchcraft.

Easy, they are in the 20+yo safe range.

I hope he completely comes unglued and commits Twincesticide!

You missed a boner.

Did anyone have problems watching this last night? My roommate had problems loading HBO Now last night. I don’t really watch the show but he was pissed.

I don’t even think that’s how you win Lindsey back.

So,Tamacoochi then?

I was a mouthy feminist in a sea of Mormon redneck. Popularity was not an option:

Sorry to be narcissistic, but someone took this video of me saying goodbye to Emma and I think it’s really sweet.

Yeah, I think that’s just what it feels like for men when things are more equitable :)

I miss a lot of things from old io9.

Actually, there are a fair number of celebs I have positive to positive-indifferent feelings for who get trashed, and it never really bothers me... but Beyonce does literally anything and people lose their damn minds in their rush to be the first person to be as shitty as possible about her. Several years ago I…

It’s like any other name. It has special meaning, like many names do, and it is intended to command respect, but when a kid is running up the slide, when he knows he is supposed to go down the slide, I. have no problem saying, “Sir, please show me that you know the rules for the play structure!”

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

YAAASSSS!

THIS BITCH ACTUALLY TRIED IT.

It’s so unequivocally frustrating to read that ... Sharon Stone has the film career I’ll never have. Not because I want to be [her] because I’d rather die...

Got that period in just under the wire there.

she’s casual cosplaying missy, from doctor who.