Think it’s your location based on whoever claims you - ie. Robert claimed Edric whilst at Storm’s End, so he’s a Storm, and Mya (presumably) was recognised by him (or Jon Arryn) whilst he was at the Eyrie, so she’s a Stone. Think the only reason Jon’s a Snow is to stop folk answering questions about whether or not…

30m? That’s generous. I assume right at the end of the ep, where his eyes fly open, like Bran’s do at the end of ep 3?4? of S1...

Britney Spears loves the Back Street Boys.

Bonus Numberwang points for the ever-sexy Paterson Joseph as well!

Between this and the story he tells about singing show tunes in the car with his brother as a child, Eddie Redmayne’s doing an awful lot to try and get my ovaries’ attention...

My flatmate and I religiously watch Bake Off every year (wait till next season - Nadiya, Tamal and Flora are the absolute best!), and this was the season she had to go live in Manchester for work (quite far away from Glasgow). An awful lot of texting was done each week, especially during Baked Alaska-gate! It was…

I feel like I should set some context about the Krankies. Jeanette Tough is one half of a husband-and-wife variety act from the 70s whose act consisted of her husband Iain playing an exasperated adult having to deal with ‘Wee Jimmy Krankie’, a ‘naughty schoolboy’, played by Jeanette. It was mainly toilet humour (‘cos,…

Man, big Van Damme looks like he knows he’s gonna have to roundhouse kick that fool in the face by the end of the evening...

Ciorstaidh, Beathag, Eachan, Seonaid, Domhnall, Caoimhe, Coinneach...

In Scots Gaelic it’s pronounced with a short first syllable. ‘Seer-sha’ doesn’t sound right to my ears. I assume it’s the same in Irish Gaelic, certainly whenever I've heard an interview with her, it sounds like that.

I maintain they must have to Calpol Judith up practically every day...

Ugh. It’s taken me over a year to realise I need to properly cut ties with my shitty ex in order to get over him. Having stuff like this to hand would just make that realisation even more difficult...

Ha! It is a decidedly UK-biased post! :)

My claim to fame for many years was that I served Alice Cooper £8-worth of Pick ‘n’ Mix at my cinema as he was on his way to watch Wallace & Gromt: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit. We had a nice chat about fruit machines, and how Glaswegians call them ‘puggies’. Supremely nice human being.

This is everything I never knew I wanted...

Schroedinger’s biography?

I’m being that guy, sorry Anna. Graham Linehan’s best known as a writer, not an actor. He wrote Father Ted and The IT Crowd, amongst other hilarious shows.

The one and only time I will star anything to do with that movie...

I got told my cinema was racist against ‘proper British people’ for running a competition for Eid Ul-Fitr with the local Asian newspaper by one delightful specimen. Not to mention the looks I got for saying “Eid Mubarak” to our Muslim customers. People are the absolute worst.

I had someone try and lean over my counter to put their paper cup of coffee under the steam wand of our machine, and get shouty with me for telling them that that was a bad idea. Apparently I’m an idiot who ‘imagines’ that the force of a steam wand will rip open the bottom of a coffee cup, and I should quit ‘stopping…