Yeah, is it so hard to say "I was stupid, it was a shitty joke that I didn't think about the consequences of, and I'm sorry to everyone I offended, especially Mr and Mrs Carter and their adorable little girl."? Own your mistakes Karrueche!

Ka-ROO-chy apparently.....

All of the sploosh.

If it helps, you are not alone in that. I've been confusing them all day!

100% well played Lizzy.

That's awful, your poor family. My papa's not that bad yet, he still recognises us, but is forgetting people he doesn't see all that often, like my neice (who's only 1, so it's difficult for him to recognise that she's the same person he saw 2/3 months ago), or my brother's godmother, who he used to refer to as…

Both of my maternal grandparents are 89, and virtually house-bound. My papa is in the early-to-middle stages of vascular dementia and can't really be left unsupervised any more, and my granny suffers from a variety of ailments including severe tinnitus, arthritis, diabetes and old lady vitriol. My mum recently retired…

Was it just me that wondered if the author was foreshadowing with the 'we might breed' line of Justineau's, setting her up to be pregnant after she sleeps with the Sarge?

You stupid, stubborn, pigheaded numbskull! You were supposed to die in bed.

Yep. This. As the only bisexual in my high school friend group of 4 gay guys (two in a committed relationship, one closeted to the world outside of our friends), 3 lesbians and two straight cis girls, there was A. Lot. of random drunken hookups in the vein of 'what happens on holiday, stays on holiday' and…

Ooooh! Wine please! :) It seems to go best when crowing over horrible things happening to people you don't like...

I'm not even a Wand Erection fan, but this comment wins 'cos, well, it involves the Daily Mail being on fire whilst having a face-butt. It's now my life's dream to see this happen.

Yup. Rory McCann will always be the Porridge Oats Guy to me...

Theory 2 is entirely accurate, Kelly. I also reckon it's a lot to do with the ruggedness of a man who is only wearing a bit of cloth and nowt else to protect his manparts in our weather. That and the fact that most of the time the person wearing the kilt is going commando and you're only a stiff breeze away from…

According to a friend who works on DW, that's correct. They didn't want it released as fact though 'cos they felt it was disrespectful to John Hurt if people saw the War Doctor as a last-minute job...

I was totally confused by that bit of the post, cos he's a British actor by the name of Paterson Joseph, and I was wondering why his image was being used as a stock photo. Thanks for clarifying, and also giving me a reason to watch The Leftovers!

...or a sober one ask for some 'Filipinos' on his nachos in the cinema. I pulled the oddest expressions trying not to laugh in his face.

I can't deny my home city is full of wallopers who like to scream ridiculously offensive shit at random strangers (it's usually the drink, or the drugs, tbh), but last year was the first time we had a Comic Con proper, and there was a lot of cosplay, from the popular to the incredibly obscure. I didn't see anyone get…

It's a British sketch-show called That Mitchell And Webb Look.

I think it's what is commonly referred to as a 'pants day', at least where I am. A day off with no responsibilities or necessities, so you can just sit around in your pants doing as you please....