Traditional posting of most accurate website ever on this argument...

Today I will mostly be watching this. Friday is awesome!

Not sure whether or not it was part of the beamback that you watched, but when I was watching it, Little Hiddles was definitely getting a bit of a helping hand. Proper touching going on, to the point where someone next to me let out the great Glaswegian encouraging statement that is "Oan yersel' hen!"
Oh to be Birgitte…

I literally just shouted this out loud when I saw the pic. It's about 2am here, and I'm pretty sure I just woke up my neighbours. I regret nothing.

Not that I'm able to speak for NI either, but here in Belfast Lite (i.e. Glasgow), it's not seen as a phrase to throw about lightly either, and will get you violently injured in certain places just as soon as it'd get you a cheer in others...

Not strictly a restaurant, but on our cinema kiosk (which was a large island in the middle of our foyer) we used to play the Zoolander game, the rules being very simple: you must keep a straight face, and YOU CAN NOT TURN LEFT. Anyone who forgot, and turned left/cracked up/bumped into someone and forced them to turn…

In the UK, at least, he's mostly been plugging a mobile network with quite embarrassing results...

Robin Thicke is trying really, reeaaaallllyyy hard to win Paula Patton back

I would weep tears of solid joy for this to happen....

I went to see The Mortal Instuments based solely on your review. Flatmate and I were right down the front of the screen in absolute fits of laughter all the way through. It is wonderfully ludicrous.

Can I play? I slept with a guy who then turned out to be a racist piece of shit-does that mean I get to mercilessly rip the piss out of this chump?

Relevant.

Shout out for Templeton's, the best carpet factory (that isn't actually a carpet factory anymore and instead sells amazingly good beer https://westbeer.com/) in the whole of Glasgow! Within staggering distance of my flat too! Come over sometime Mark, and my flatmate and I will stand you a tasty beverage of your…

A chain called Primark in the UK, in the men's section. It was the sale at Christmas though...

Given that these are the pyjamas I'll be wearing, I'll be spending Oscar night being a (comfy and warm) fashion icon too!

Femenist Taylor Swift still gets me smiling... https://mobile.twitter.com/feministtswift

I am going to keep trying to make 'Michelevingne' happen until it kills me (or, y'know, until they break up)...

Oh Gods yes. Yes to all of this.

AND A UK RELEASE TOO!! Flatmate and I have booked the night off from our work (a cinema NOT showing Veronica Mars) in order to drive to another cinema that is showing it and probably be the only people in the screen! Aw fandom, how fun you are!