Eid Mubarak to the Yousufzai family. Hopefully they're blessed with Malala's full recovery and the opportunity to return to their home without fear from the cowardly, backwards scumbags that did this to her. A girl can hope, right?!

Grace Coddington, you and I have similar views on people we have to work with.

I had seen the study (io9 creeped me out about it a few months back), but it is something I'm considering. Mine isn't a very advanced case compared to my dad or my gran, I just get the redness at the mo, and I don't do antibiotics that well, so it may be further down the line when I can be sure of being able to take…

I doubt it, if only because whenever I'm not wearing my coverup make up, everyone feels the need to tell me I look permanently embarrassed or furiously angry, or (my fave) "I thik you overdid your blusher this morning GypsyTrash". Stupid rosacea, mucking up my sexy.

My mum still gives me into trouble for using 'fuck', but in the same breath will say that she minds 'cunt' a lot less. Apparently in her teeny wee Scottish Borders town in the 50s, it was the go-to swear word for all your everyday needs. In Glasgow now, I get evils all over the shop for dropping the c-bomb. Go figure.

See whilst we're updating this article to remove a whole bunch of fail, can we also change the phrase 'England's Conservative Party' to 'the Conservative Party' please? It's a UK-wide party encompassing all of the countries within it, specifically Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland AND England. It's annoying enough…

Now THIS is why I love Jezebel...

Every time I see someone get that wrong, all I can think of is this bit from 'Mongrels'...

To me, it should start softly and get louder because at first she's thinking of soft, happy things, and then reaches the point of confronting her dire circumstances. "Goddammit, WHY am I still dreaming when I have NOTHING LEFT, and fuck this letter and fuck my hair and fuck me, I did everything I could, but my life is…

This GIF. I enjoy it.

Save The Last Dance as well, but two in 15 years is pretty crappy!

There are 10 Lindsays in my (extended) family - 5 of them are first cousins and one of them is a boy! There are also about 7 of us with it as a middle name, and roughly the same again called 'Kennedy'. They're the two clans my mum's side of the family are part of (her great-great-great grandparents married the clans…

In Scotland, we pronounce it 'SEYR-Sheh', but I imagine in Irish Gaelic it'll be slightly different.

Doesn't Gael Garcia Bernal play the doctor/love interest in A Little Bit Of Heaven?