His name: SERGIO. Of course.

Nobody cringes about anything anymore. Spielberg to direct Ready Player One. Oh the shame of it all.

If Greasy Sax Man doesn't make semi-regular appearances, this joint is gonna tank. You just wait.

Cliff Martinez for Jesus 2016 never forget. Ever seen him AMA on reddit? The fanboys start trying to auction his bathwater. OMG SOLARIS etc.

"Hey, remember that guy, looked like a genetic mashup of Rahm Emanuel and Jeremy Piven?"

Every time your dad did this, his brothers, brothers-in-law, friends etc. should have raised their hand high in the air for a high-five and said "Belittling her! NICE!"

I have a great gif of the HEINEKEN?! line saved, all synched with this neat annotation that puts the Heineken and Pabst typeface to full use. Have a buddy that has no interest in the movie but thinks the gif is stellar. Powerful stuff.

It was a good movie for a 12-year-old (me) who was yet unaffected by hipster airs and shit-talking movies. It was a magical movie and too bad they couldn't have done a 3, 3.5 hour Titanic version of it which would've been an even more glorious mess.

Yes, _but_, I tell you the best is the sole Brian Eno track, "Prophecy." Super good stuff.

The "long live the fighters" salute along with the torrential rains that will flood the planet I think both had the triumphant Toto choir backing and wow those were both powerful indeed.

Oh, mini CDs… Humping down to Wax Trax to buy a mini disc adapter. Technology is so rad. We used to live in the stone age.

The trifecta would be mastering, breaking and winning the internet in one fell swoop. It would have to be a paradigm shifting/shattering/shitkicking sort of fellow/filly. Pretty sure that person will be Macauly Culkin.

Hehe, all I know is your name reminds me of a picture of a hipster I saw recently. He's carrying a leather gym bag and the caption beneath it says "Man bag: contains a biography of a Japanese rockabilly band and nothing else." As it should.

Oh, so kinda like RHCP, post-Bloodsugar Sexmagick?

OH SCHNAPP

"The parade of death shall continue until mortality improves upon itself." -Mgt

Dang that picture. Guy had the whole 90s right there. Cool floppy skater hair, well-worn black t-shirt, some jangly shit on his neck, a goatee… I think someone's eyeing some heroin too…

How about tracks 98 and 99 on that Broken disc? Virtually killed my Teac CD player going to those all the time.

AND HE'LL BE BACK. F'ing brilliant btw. Why don't you work for Conan?

Hmm. Donno if I can go with Folds being a "keyboard" player. He's a rowdy saloon entertainer who tickles the ivories, not someone who'd ever set foot onstage with any former/current members of Exotic Birds.