::sadly resets "days without fatality" sign back to zero::

I wanna buy you flowers.

Finally read that bottom part… so they're kind of like Hassidim who won't write anything but "G-d" because his name can't be spoken, only instead of wearing tassels and Smoky Bear hats, they wear tube socks on their arms?

Nothing will beat that weekly newspaper "entertainment happenings" blurb from Boise where the guy described all the unpleasant things you could do with $40 that would still be more worthwhile than buying a ticket to Nickelback. But sounds like it comes close.

Was scrolling downward wondering if this discussion could get any better, and this simultaneously confirmed/hopelessly denied that. You have mastered the internet.

I don't remember this disagreement, but I agree that the internet and its denizens are largely obnoxious.

VMU for the win. It was like a Mattel Electronic Football version of a Gameboy.

As soon as Vive/Occulus/Gear/Etc can give me a convincing simulation of being Marlon Brando (i.e. living on an island, building bicycles out of bamboo, choosing awkward stand-ins for public events, conspiring against interloper in-laws), I'll pronounce VR an unqualified success.

I need to make a confession here: none of those Track & Field world records that I sent snapshots of to Nintendo Power were legitimate.

Abso-f'ing-lutely. Microsoft has its head on straight looking at AR. But VR will (AGAIN—1992 never forget) go the way of 3D movies and 3D televisions: a novelty built upon piles of R&D and consumer cash, signifying nothing and going nowhere.

Hahah, best comment of the bunch. I scrolled upward to see if this was replying to anything but the article.

Wasn't that P.O.S. a bazooka?

As was its gigantor-ness. Maddox from The Best Page in the Universe wondered why it was chunky kindergartner-style and why the console itself was twice the size of the PS2.

There ought to be something on the horizon… I like how the Steam pad took it a bit further and made touchpads out of thumbsticks…. though I can't see the fine control that a thumbstick allows translating over to that pad. The current XBone/PS4 pads are really very good, even with the unfortunate decision from…

You're on to something. I'll tell you like I told Bobby Woodward and that other guy: follow the ham and eggs. You'll find Ol' Blue Eyes if you do it your way.

Listen man, no amount of ramen or pho (keep saying 'phuh,' bros, 'cause it sounds smart) or sriracha-covered deep-fried kale'n'chard'n'quinoa is ever going to measure up to the deliciousness of that deep-fried, sour cream-covered wonder. Hate the eater, not the eats.

Some say Frank Sinatra went too far eating scrambled eggs off of that whore.

Enhance. Pan right and zoom. Enhance. Sharpen in supernaturally laughable non-scientific fashion and make a hard copy. #Deckardskills

That Chop Socky Samurai song is the bizzyomb, son. It actually sounds better than anything real they've done in the past 25 years.

Virgin Uncharted player checking in. Never owned a PS3 during the era. Just bought a PS4. When the time comes, I'm buying the collection and the finale. Can't wait. I think it's the comparisons like this one to Raiders of the Lost Ark that draw me in. Best movie of all time, man.