Phew. You're the first person I've encountered in the past 25 years who knows the Penis Von Lesbian joke. You're a dwindling resource, like WWII vets. Literally dozens dying _every day_.

There, there. If IMDB doesn't, Wikipedia will. Wikipedia is this great resource that's incredibly accurate and not at all chaotic and verbose. Know how they ensure its accuracy? Easy. ANYONE can edit it. So you can be doubly sure of the content because the Internet sure as hell prints no lies, plus Wikipedia is such a…

Like many city and county seals. Of course many things are likened to the Nazis (say what you will about its tenets; at least it's an ethos) because it's an easy target and only a few day go by between events where someone is accused of being a jackbooted member of the national socialists. Typically an exaggeration. I…

Well there you go. I liked their popular breakthrough album

You never knew what was going to come out of a British rocker's mouth I guess. Johnny Rotten would have seen your objection to the "New York" lyrics and raised you a "Fucked if I care," but he didn't seem to be the type to pick on minorities. Would have been cool to see the anarchists led by General Lydon rally his…

Bowie and Siouxsie could have been the reigning fascist rock royalty if they'd joined forces, Wonder Twins style.

Aw, that sucks. You'd expect a college would do something more fun, more experimental. I've been waiting for the musical version of Full Metal Jacket and the stage production of Neuromancer for years and years. Go ahead, colleges, surprise us.

I'm with her. For a pop punk band that sort of kicked pop punk into high gear and set it moving for the next several years, I'll admit I liked their first album. At least it seemed a little less contrived and less forced than, say, The Offspring. Everything else was blah, but then you need to change as a band or else…

Oh man, I thought I'd been roped into something… showing sobriety data and then next thing you know we're talking about Stride Mothers.

I wouldn't have guessed it either. Funny how time flies.

You're totally right. I would rather pay National Association of Black Scuba Divers dues or pay for a Nationals vanity plate than sport that silly little town council protest.

Well, obviously he agrees with Prince: the Internet is over. Nobody'll see this. It's like being off the record.

The guy is deeply interesting, it's true. I was amused but somehow not terribly surprised to learn that he was married (or had a child with or both) to Exene Cervenka. This dude, somewhat of a world citizen and a bit of a frost giant, could have been involved in anything, known anybody, and it would strike me as…

You mean like Jonathan Rhys Meyers?

Slap it on your GTI/Golf and <wink, wink=""> it's just begging to have someone "in the know" decipher it.

Yes, yes, that's the one. 80% sure anyway. Dude on the IMDB Plain Clothes entry includes this blurb "Max Perlich fans should not miss him in his trademark leather jacket and buzz cut when he shows up briefly" and this proves the guy's movie trivia/film buff/autistic chops 'cause omg you're clearly a movie encyclopedia…

Three O'clock High… Never in the field of studios ripping off each others' ideas has a film owed so much to My Bodyguard.

Word. Fraggle Rock straight into Nightmare on Elm Street. Pretty sure that's how it worked.

Here was the progenitor of the humblebrag. When comes such another?

I was kind of hoping there was a president played by Dennis Christopher. Or Max Greenfield. Maybe a Sarah Silverman president or a Zoe Deschanel.