Aww Hawkmoon....How they’ve nerfed thee.

Now launching: latest collectible figure game futilely attempting to give meaning to empty existence. Reserve today.

Such a kind chap, hackers are really the best most likeable folks out there.

Gamestore does that so you can check out the power armor and read the manuals without them fearing you’re gonna steal it. You know since they actually have all the armors on display not protected by anything.

Back in the old days Gamestore use to keep the armors stored inside the powersuit, but clever raiders would…

I could only imagine it in a Herzog style voice.

nihilist arby’s is a great twitter account, in case you wanted something to look to for inspiration

lol

At GameStore. Trade in all of your weapons and ammo and your dog for 7 bottle caps. During our holiday sale. GameStore.

Naaaah. Pretty sure it’s the people with swords thing.

My goal this week was to stay off the internet to avoid Civil War spoliers, but if I had, I would have missed out on the phrase “fruit ninjaneering.” Now I don’t know what to do.

Well there was always one thing ED was famous for and it was his politeness

Exactly that, and I’ve been wrongly riddled with bullets. Note that in your example I’d be less pissed, but more dead.

How is Nobunaga’s Ambition?

Nope. Sorry. You do not punish players who exploited a terrible bug you let slip through. You fix the bug as fast as possible, but you DO NOT punish players for taking advantage of your bad QA.

How long have you been waiting to sneak a Robocop analogy into one of your comments? :)

This might be the best Robocop analogy I’ve ever heard.