I've said it before and I'll say it again, so it doesn't bear repeating now.

**getting my club** Hey, do we still have to hit our marks?

I make a metaphor smoothee every morning.

If you don't do this, what's your Whit Ford?

I lost all respect for him when I found out he was dating Maureen Dowd. I don't know if he still is, but that was a deal breaker. She makes me embarrassed to be a liberal.

That would be good. Penhipster, perhaps.

i miss her.

….psst…. are they yours or someone you want to implicate?

… Wait a minute… I remember now… it was "I'm Telling You Now"… but you refused to dance the Freddie and it didn't go so well… I'm still sorry about that time at the VFW Hall..

Should the opportunity to see GG in a club arise for you, run, don't walk, to see it (be careful of traffic, though). My bladder has never recovered from the one time I saw him and that was probably 20 years ago.

I read everything in GG's voice. I work for a law firm. It helps.

Remember his band? Will and the Dulcettes? They exclusively covered Gerry and the Pacemakers tunes. Those were the days, I tell you.

You just need a new coinage for it. Something like "Proto-Hipster."

It was. You were. It altered your memory.

They'll have access; they'll only have to wait for NEW episodes. The older ones will still be on.

What's the fun of knowing that this will keep the show alive and that the HBO episodes will show up in a few months on PBS anyway?

Forget it, Roswulf… it's Sesametown…

So, there was a reason Elvis Costello was on, singing "A Monster Went and Ate my Red 2"?

Did you see Mr. Hoots in the EU trailer? Almost everyone misses him; he's at the 1:16 mark, grabbing Ernie's ass.

If I could send you mine, I would. If you're a member of the American Film Institute, you get it automatically. The AFISilver in Silver Spring MD (outside of DC) is the closest movie theatre to my house, so we're members.