I gotta come back here for one more thing:

What? What fuckin’ planet are you on?

Yeah, I doubt there is any contract you can sign in any business where you get $30M guaranteed and then immediately jet off to live in the Mediterranean and never be seen again, while the other side just shrugs their shoulders and says “Oh, well. I guess we have to keep paying him.” I would bet that the “guarantee”…

Yeah, I mean we can talk about predatory language in rookie contracts (or even franchise tags), but the guy signed the extension via his agent.

It really seems like NFL contract shouldn’t be able to do this.

I know it’s hip and cool and edgy to blame the Raiders for this, but I fail to see how they’re in the wrong. This ALL is 100% in Antonio Clown’s hands. 

Because of the articles your writers post. You should read some and you would have to ask.

Are we allowed to praise Warren on Splinter now? I thought the official editorial stance is that her dna test kerfuffle was unforgivable and therefore Bernie was the only chosen one... 

You sound like every Trumpist deplorable screaming about the FAKE NEWS.

Like I said above...I know Biden isn’t the best choice by far. It’s blatantly disingenuous to post about a poll and leave a significant fact out in an attempt to show Bernie in the lead.

Splinter believes that covering their ears and saying “La, la, la, la.....I can’t hear you”, every time someone mentions Biden possibly winning, is a viable strategy to to defeating him in the primaries. 

Sometimes I really struggle to find any coherent narrative that this website tries to present. You simultaneously post some of the most politically petty and journalistically dull articles imaginable, then turn around and attack other elements or incidents within politics, many of which do exactly what the editorial…

Counterpoint: from all accounts, the nickname seems to seriously piss him off, and I enjoy that very much, so I suggest that everyone continue using it. Thank you. 

Seriously, what’s the incentive for KD to lie now? He’s on another team, the season/series is over, etc. If anything, if he really felt he had been pressured and/or misdiagnosed he would be flaming like the sun right now.

I mean, the message was poorly communicated, but is it even deniable that just because the Midwest has progressive urban areas that elect people like Rashida Tlaib or Ilhan Omar, that doesn’t mean those candidates’s policies would win at a state or regional level? This is true of urban candidates everywhere—AOC…

I have plenty of criticism for Splinter but I like that they watch the Democrats like a hawk and are effectively always opposed to the “establishment.” Here we see Crosbie/Splinter specifically taking on the role of the establishment and actively participating in the propaganda and gaslighting that we are all trying…

No. Stop participating in this shit. You are framing this as a fucking spectacle to be judged by entertainment value - which is what Trump is doing, which is what the MSM is doing. Not to mention y’all were reporting all day on how Republicans were being crazy, and we could all see they were wording questions crazily…

Unpopular opinion here, but if you wanted the Democrats to have other options beyond calling Mueller to testify YOU SHOULD HAVE ELECTED MORE OF THEM TO THE SENATE.

It’s not clear to me how getting Mueller to make some public statements about his report that ran clearly counter to Trump’s characterization of it hurts anyone, and I haven’t seen anyone saying they thought this would be some Aaron Sorkin monologue-esque moment where Mueller scored a fatality on Trump’s Presidency…

The criticism regarding this show being convoluted isn’t that you legitimately need 120 IQ to understand it, just that all of the multiple timeline, bodyswapping, flashback flashforward, oblique dialogue fuckery doesn’t really serve any greater purpose aside from cynically screwing with the audience to be clever for…