What’s Mark Helfrich up to these days? May be a good fit in Corvallis.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Gotta respect your elders big fella. You’re talking to a guy with skins on the wall. Dude threw five (5!) TD’s in his last 2 seasons. That’s more than one every fifth game! And only had 9 picks...LESS than one per game. What’s that? No, he didn’t win the Heisman but you aren’t the first to point out that travesty, I…

It’s pretty impressive how well he is transitioning into an outspoken leader in the community. Ali really struggled with it and finally came to a head with the draft. Jordan and Tiger both lamed out, Barkley is the living embodiment of survival bias, Kobe only cares about Kobe, and Shaq is just a little too close to…

That is, uh, not how websites make money

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

it’s Alabama, he’ll win 3 to 1.

The Lakers are in real trouble when Nick Young looks like the smart one.

I’m going to fucking die: “Rename your Anxiety Excitement.”

This is a segment from last night’s NBA broadcast on TNT, in which Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Glen Davis, and Rajon Rondo lay out why they are still angry at Allen, all these years later.

Thank you for punctuating Jeb!’s name correctly. It’s the little things.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

I can write the raps

WTF, How fucking old are you? This is such dinosaur bullshit. Don’t support him? “people who chose his way”. What rock did you crawl out form under. Only good thing I can say about you is maybe you are closer to death then most. What a total asshole comment.

The Oregonian is not a good choice of papers to have a beef with. I don’t think this is going to go how Taggart thinks this is going to go.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Anybody else watching this game said to themselves, “I bet Hunter Renfrow will be on the goddamn Patriots after college.”

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.