The Lakers are in real trouble when Nick Young looks like the smart one.

I’m going to fucking die: “Rename your Anxiety Excitement.”

This is a segment from last night’s NBA broadcast on TNT, in which Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Glen Davis, and Rajon Rondo lay out why they are still angry at Allen, all these years later.

Thank you for punctuating Jeb!’s name correctly. It’s the little things.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

I can write the raps

WTF, How fucking old are you? This is such dinosaur bullshit. Don’t support him? “people who chose his way”. What rock did you crawl out form under. Only good thing I can say about you is maybe you are closer to death then most. What a total asshole comment.

The Oregonian is not a good choice of papers to have a beef with. I don’t think this is going to go how Taggart thinks this is going to go.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Anybody else watching this game said to themselves, “I bet Hunter Renfrow will be on the goddamn Patriots after college.”

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

He’s right. Back in high school, we’d sometimes break up the seriousness of the game with a quick finger up someone’s ass, or if it was one of your best friends on the team, maybe a quick dick sucking. Just guys messing around, you know? Nothing tells a teammate “job well done” like a good fist. Y’all nerds wouldn’t…

Don't be that guy.

“Someone has a different opinion” is one way of putting it. Here’s another: A person in a position of power thinks that people with less power should stop acting like victims. This person, who helped create a game called AXE Body Spray Pogo Xtreme, argues that making games is not a job but an art. Therefore, he says,…

I’ve seen it, and I did not enjoy it. At all. No spoilers: Some moments play out in such a cliche manner that I was waiting in certain scenes for events to occur, because I predicted them minutes earlier, sometimes an hour earlier. I did not like it, and I’m prepared to raise my voice against the masses come Friday. I…

x-wings can’t melt steel beams