"Life is shit ... get to know this."

Sounds like you need to get laid buddy . . .

LOL! "These condoms are then vigorously worked by strong hands. . . "

How'd that turn out ????

Only EVER bought Trojan . . .

haha

He could role play and become an ass pirate ..... just sayin'.

The only thing cooler than this bed is the Pirate Ship Bedroom:

That is one sexy dot.

If only that weren't true. Fact: Any powered GPS chip, including those with trace (standby) power, can and will provide a signal —— to the right authorities. I know for a fact (and take it for what it's worth) that a chip that fits the aforementioned specs can be traced and tracked.

Rofl ..... that is hilarious

No way - out of your mind. Try closer to $350K - $400k (not counting college, if the parents are paying for that)

Did you miss the part where I wrote "ANNUALLY?"

#QOTD

You're missing the point of his argument: This was not to humiliate. Rather, his actions were meant out of frustration and despise for the way that his kid was treating he and his wife. She's living in his house, under his roof with his rules. She does so, presumably, rent free and is provided clothing and food as…

Good job on leaving out important information.

A colt is not that loud

Classic have/have-nots argument. Don't be jealous of others. If you want a new laptop and don't have enough income, cut your expenses, get a second job (waiter, busser, valet, counter-person - they're out there, trust me) and save until you can afford one.

Shift + Enter = awesomeness.

She's 16. He claims her on his taxes and she lives under his roof. Seems fair to me.