This is one of the stupidest articles I have ever read. Intellectually lazy by using the alphabet, condescending in tone, and just plain snotty. I really hope this was a satirical exercise for a high school English or Music class.

I always liked Crichton's books better than the movies. The books are never what they first appear to be, and are usually quite dark. Sphere and Congo were difficult to finish as they were so unpleasant. And the movie versions were unwatchable.