Michael Phelps at a party: “I swim really fast.” Other guy: “Huh.”
AceBiscuits
acebiscuits
Your obscure Lil Mama (no apostrophe, I checked) allusion has literally ended the need for more comments. My only regret is that I have but two thumbs up to give.
She clearly didn’t know what was in store for her.
What’s the RSVP count up to so far?
Smells like a sausage fest. But the bestest kind. Good thing I have literally the entire summer off.