Good point. Communication from the other side helps. If we are doing something correctly tell us. If you would like us to do something tell us. But if you just complain that you didn’t have an orgasm, you will tend to find that you won’t be having any with that partner, be cause he will leave!

Here Mikey let me fix it fer ya. “Dear Mr President, I decided for completely venal reasons to lie and risk the National Security. I accidentally got caught. I quit!”

I will sign him for NCAA football 14

Hey!

Do they come from the 202 area code? If so we may have a suspect!

God I still have an apex jacket. I gave away the last starter I had years ago.

Yes! I used to be a cop. He’d move on his feet or off of it. But he’d fucking move!

God she entered the pantheon of heroes tonight

He has. If you are a legal resident from the banned countries and you are overseas, you are banned. You cannot come home.

Green card holders were handcuffed, their social media was reviewed, and they were asked their views on Trump. This is Amerika? Now we have to kiss the kings ring. 

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It’s Trump. He has a ton of money and Emmit Kelley dressed better then Trump does.

Are you trying to tell me that the Reverend Ike was reincarnated as a White Woman?

Piers Morgan did the same thing. He said MLK would have attended Trumps inauguration as though John Lewis didn’t know anything about MLK.

And the problem is?

“My actions were inexcusable and unacceptable,” he said. “I can only ask for forgiveness and try to make it up to all involved.”

No the man they want is Jim Tomsula.

Why?

Who’s a good hockey fan? Why you are six! You are a good hockey fan!

Bury ones face in a pool of acid? Commit suicide by cheese grader? Both are viable and preferable to West Virginia.