What in the name of corned syrup is that thing?

In all fairness to the New York Cop, he was likely aiming for the vitals as well. But he was under fire.

Wonderful, we call Lady Gaga the Post Office because she always delivers.

I feel ya. I used to live in Queens too! Rents are horrifying.

She did on Twitter. Somebody said they paid for their seat and she should take Uber. She told the offender to eat a bag of dicks.

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

Will the MSM notice? I doubt it. Too busy feeding the narrative that Hillary is ill.

Is he started lol alive?

Me neither.

Why Fox protects him so much...is....a conundrum.

Oh like you never dropped by the Pennsylvania Gazette and told them that to drop dead...

Oh happy day, cerebus has someone to walk him.

They use Robert Byrd the same way. Actually your analogy is excellent.

So let me get this straight. She is upset because he DIDN’T ogle her?

Which means he is going to jail for a long time.

At some point his wife is going to decide she has had enough. He can’t be cured and he is going to lose her.

He still has hopes. His ego needs the attention, so he will keep doing this over and over again. His career though is ruined.

Huh? The child never spent a day behind bars? Apparently you haven't seen his crib!

Thatth juth therrible! See what I did there?

It's sad to say, but there isn't much more that can be said.. You hit right on the head.