More realistic than Pennsatucky’s magical perfect teenage (?) boyfriend of respect and orgasms.

She’s like Gandalf but with rainbow outfits.

..... dude I think that guy has a UTI or something because pee should not be that color

I really does seem like nobody cares, even the fucking comments section is empty.

I WOULD RATHER AGE 500 YEARS THAN LIVE THAT TERRIBLE LIFE

I’m praying that the Photoshop gods are at work here because otherwise, FML

fucking nyc flash flooding weather alert went off at like 430 this morning

in lieu of donating, i’ll just watch the movie again and then turn it off before the end because the size difference between julia roberts’ head and javier bardem’s head is SO DISTRACTING.

I know this is first and foremost a public health threat but I wish more attention was paid to the fact that buying into the autism-connection myth demonstrates a profound hatred of autistic people. It’s one thing to say, no, that’s bullshit, but people who spread it should also be confronted with the fact that they…

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hoooooooooo. SHADE!

Anti-virus software gave my computer autism. #truth

THE ROSE PETAL INCIDENT IS EVERYTHING

folks are cleverly infecting anti-vaccination activists with computer viruses embedded in photos and links.

I think I’ve seen this movie. Katy ends up teaching the nuns’ choir how to sing, right? Because they’re, like, comically awful. And they save the nunnery, then they all go to Vegas and get a show on the Strip? And Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon get involved somehow, maybe?

“Having a drunken stranger stalk you and show up in his underwear in your apartment is a beautiful thing!” He shouted at me. “Why are you treating it like it’s dirty?”

Oh he’s definitely a subscriber:

What are the odds that Mr. Sensitive wore a fedora?

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.