Plenty of beautiful fastback sedans, but the Panamera ain’t one.

After I hit the lottery, I’m going to paint one with chalkboard paint from Home Depot and then design what ever the fuck I want on it whenever the hell I want it...

Best;

I guess they’re giving up on the Raytheon system altogether then?

I doubt it’s the first time DDs have been hanging out the back of a Porsche at speed!

That’s when you pay the valet and tell them to jump in shotgun to direct you where to park the car. They don’t like it and they’ll think you’re a dick (a good tip helps with that), sometimes you have to involve the manager, but avoids the car being brought back to you in a cloud of clutch smoke.

Nope.

They would need to have a reasonable expectation of privacy for that to apply. You can record conversations between 2 people in a public or semi-public place with no issue if there is not “an objectively reasonable expectation that no one is listening in or overhearing the conversation”. The car did not belong to…

Empathy for your fellow man? Obviously you are not cut out for Rolls Royce ownership.

False.

Congratulations, Mr. Yuranium, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Rolls Royce which this lovely lady will deliver to you soon. She does not park by feel.

Gloves.

Good luck getting a leather-wrapped capacitive touch sensor to work reliably.

Probably what McDonald's CEO lives in

I had to read that three times before my eyes stopped reading McMansion.

Oh my god I found it.

So long as we're cherry-picking investments with the benefit of hindsight: if you'd purchased £650,000 on Apple stock in 1994, it would be worth £60 million today.

calluses > gloves.