• “HELD DOWN IN ART CLASS, CLASSMATE SHOVED SEQUINS DOWN THROAT”

• “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”

WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.

I actually like the Teslas without the “grille”. Looks kinda futuristic.

Level 5 autonomous systems do not require hands-on attentiveness from the driver.

Well, for a dog, yes.

Why not? I, along with millions others, was left alone as a child occasionally.

This is just furthering the stereotype that people these days are too stupid and need technology to keep them alive.

Didn’t spend all that money on puppy school for nothing!

Most of the children who die in the cars tend to be forgotten. Simply saying “don’t leave them in the car” isn’t a solution. While tech may not be perfect it can be made less fallible than most humans.

That dog has good handwriting

The car can most likely text you if it goes out of temp range for some reason too.

Still going to need a note, otherwise I foresee many dog owners breaking Tesla windows....