Crest should love this advertising!

“Do you like white? Do you think the color white is the best? Then you’ll love our toothpaste! It eliminates unsightly tans and browns and guarantees the whitest smiles on the market!”

Fuck that exit. Especially the people that act like they’re going West or whatever, and then try and cut into the East line after passing about a half mile of cars.

I’m sure the owner said a few Volga words when they saw this...

I may be a horrible human being, but I’m also practical. A person who does not wear a seatbelt, or a motorcyclist that does not wear a helmet and a minimum of riding gear, is making a clear statement that they do not place an emphasis on their wellbeing.

Why should I potentially contribute tax dollars for the emergency…

I thought the exact same thing. I was waiting for them to bounce back and forth.

DON’T PANIC!!!!

Yay, I contributed to something!

I’m feeling this more:

I live nearby. Road quality doesn’t surprise me. I’m surprised no one went flying off and killing themselves.

God dammit, America, it’s like you have amnesia.

“Hey, X is cheap. There’s absolutely no historical basis to think that price will ever change.”

Insert: gas, gold, loans, food, etc.

Clear ALL snow off the car. Front, roof, back, all of it.

Is it like other Range Rover products, or will it work this time?

My worst mistake was visiting a few of these people’s Facebook pages.

I’m impressed that the game was able to accurately capture the intelligence level of the other drivers on my commute when they are faced with a situation out of the expected norm. +1 for realism.

I recommend that too. It would elminate multiple idiots from the gene pool at once, because, of course, ramming a Hells Angels in your economy car would mean zero consequences for you whatsoever at the hands at the world’s friendliest Vespa club.

Pretty sure it’s a Bugatti, dude.

I think blame can be shared by both ends.

And this may be the end of the line for me. As a white male teacher, I teach alternate narratives in class, create a safe environment, and teach history from a more socioeconomic aware perspective. I recognize my privilege and try and encourage empathy and creativity in my students. But when those job applications go…

Maybe he should ask Liam for some help. Liam has a particular set of skills for this sort of thing. Skills that he has acquired over a very long career.