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As a white woman who lived in China for years, this topic always squicks me out. The white guys who go to Asia to get laid are the creepiest white guys of all time. (I know, #notallwhiteguys (or even most, honestly), but you know THOSE GUYS when you meet them.) I don't want to be the female version of THAT GUY.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

Me as a parent:

When it comes to the pricing on wedding dresses, everything is exactly as it seems. And I don't mean "the dress seems nice in the pictures," therefore it'll be nice IRL. More like, if the price seems too good to be true, then it is.

I think Ross Douthat, of all people, actually had the best response to this:

Has this person simply not heard of Funfetti mix?

This reminds me of an episode of The Office where Creed wants to start a blog and Ryan opens up a word doc for him.

Thing is, if he used a mixed-race kid, he wouldn't have to really explain why the kid doesn't look like him. My middle kid looks like his dad, but because my kid has tan skin, brown eyes and curly hair, they say he looks like me.

I'm just gonna leave this picture of Olivier Sarkozy hanging out with Mary Kate and his 12-year-old daughter.

"Maturing is realizing how many things don't require your comment."

Soooo many people think they are goth, but in reality they are just Baroque ass fools.

This is ridiculous considering the character most like her by her own words is Christina Yang.

Not a photo of their baby. This is to show how much hotter he is with a baby.

Ariana Grande

I don't know what's going on with this necklace, but I fucking love it. It's like crazy cyborg jewelry.

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

I've said this several times on other posts, I'm going to vote for Hillary but I won't be happy about it. If only Elizabeth Warren were running, if only.

If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.

Qatar?