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No, she's wearing green to honor the victims of the Bowling Green massacre.

Yes, but is he happy?
He is.
FUCK!!!!

The real question is how is Apple "killing" them.

We were all just talking about that…wondering when you would finally get around to that.

Wouldn't Russell Brand hosting be a conflict of interest too?

Pfft…"Jerky Boys of Russia" ain't got shit on the "Jerky Boys of Trinidad and Tobago"

Still not IT's problem.

On the bright side…this will really save the IT department time on having to reset forgotten passwords.

The chip's not bound by HIPPA

My worst fear is that chip will be able to monitor my health and if I'm calling out, not because I'm actually sick but just because it's a fucking Monday, the chip will rat me out.

China banning Justin Beiber just about makes up for all their human right abuses.

It's like what I imagine what will happen when Sam Worthington dies…people will be saying "what an amazing actor he was."

Fucking traitor trash people are back. Hope they get theirs this season.

That could've been really awkward.

Pfft…thought Trump was supposed to be the "jobs President." Well, that's two people out of work: Sean Spicer and Melissa McCarthy.

The article fails to mention that the movie has officially been retitled. It will now be called Wonder Woman and Friends.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

The Dark Knight and if you say anything else…you're wrong.