I mean they had to drop it…it was like when Pepsi tried the slogan "Drink Pepsi and watch your dick grow 3 inches"

I thought it was a sequel to Akeelah and the Bee.

Turns out Bruce Willis was actually dead the whole time

Can't stand his music but Toby did come and play a concert for us troops while I was in Iraq. For that I have to give him some credit.

"Steak with catsup? What a monster!" - Hitler

Work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
There's something 'bout that work, work, work, work, work, work
When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired

The Court should subpoena the phone and check to see that the texts she received/made correspond with the movie time.

He's mobilizing the National Guard as we speak for an attack from the White Walkers.

Obama used to get Game of Thrones screeners before the seasons aired. Seriously doubt the producers would put that much faith in Trump not to spoil the episodes on Twitter.

This may be bullshit but we all know Katy Perry is really Jon Benet Ramsey.

Remember GLOW from my childhood and remember it looking like it was filmed in hotel ballroom.

That cut out would get shot by someone thinking he's a peeping tom in my Northeast Philly neighborhood.

Well, I invented the phrase, "Where's the beef?" and Wendy's refuses to compensate me.

Don't worry, I did "move the fuck on." I "moved the fuck on" and stopped listening to your music after that first album.

How do the White House groundskeepers respond to this? And I wonder if they're Mexican.

Angry Spice is the gift that keeps on giving.

The Feds had mountains of evidence to comb through.

I hated being Brad Pitt too…that's why I made a lifestyle change and am now an insurance salesman in the Philadelphia suburbs.

SHUT YOUR PIE-KHOLE!!!!

Can't trust Ja Rule for sure…people learned that the hard way.