This is nothing new for Ja Rule…he's been stealing money from people since his days of making crappy music.

That they're adorable?

Yes, but when is the rom-com version going to be released?

The breakfast cereal

Actually that's one of the major reasons why I hate Mariah. She should have never touched Genius of Love.

I know it's become ever-more popular to hate Mariah Carey after her NYE performance, but for the record I've always hated Mariah Carey. But GODDAMNIT if All I Want For Christmas is You isn't one of the greatest Christmas songs ever made.

No, I live in NE Philly and hear that word everyday. It's a lazy word substituted for everything but means nothing at all.

Are you fucking kidding me? This jawn thing is out of hand now. I was in Salad Works the other day and the teenager in front of me kept pointing to different items and saying, "let me get some of them jawns right there and oh, some of them jawns too." The weirdest part is the employee knew what he was talking…

Certain part worse than others…NE Philly being the worst.

Sorry, but The Visit was Shyamalan’s commercial comeback; it made over $65 million domestically on a budget of $5 million and it was a great film too.

Makes you wonder what Tolkien would think about the abomination that was Jackson's Hobbit trilogy.

Is that little girl giving that bunny the Heimlich maneuver?

It's so worth it though.

Guess there's no video of Kermit pissing on Miss Piggy.

Radiohead…fuck, I'm old.

What about the shape-shifting reptilian aliens he tried to smear? He said they were trying infiltrate Trump's campaign. They have more class than that. They need to sue!

I meant that I left them for myself…I guess I should have clarified that.

I used to write notes on post-its like, "you fat-fuck, you don't need to eat that" and then put them on the my cupboard doors.

Do they provide benefits and a 401K?

Don't think Sophie Turner is an especially good actress. The character of Sansa only required her to sit still and look pretty for most of the show.