I loved when that putz bragged about writing a cookbook in 3 1/2 weeks. I bet it's stellar!

CSI is starting to run out of plots. Anything could happen.

I refuse to.

And according to a friend who's been on Maher's show many times, he always has hookers hanging out in the green room.

He loves Gaga. His fashion dream is to design a dress for her.

Being "confused" is the phrase for guest judges who don't know a damn thing about fashion. Ackerman might actually know a thing or two. Her dress was awesome enough.