I don't even own a cassingle.

I don't even own a cassingle.

Limp Bizkit opened for Faith No More in '97 right before LB blew up. I watched them get booed off the stage in Philadelphia. I suppose the two bands have some broad sort of musical kinship, but fans of the headliner were not digging Durst's shtick at that point.

Weightlifting safety

Oh my god. This is really happening. I thought I made it up when I was trying different things and smoking different things.

Finally, an issue Trump is an unparalleled expert in — low impact tent camping!

But Lori Klausutis never will!

The creators of Dexter would like a word with you.

What if you were born in 1979 but don't pay attention to Star Wars?

We must not conflate the CD single with the cassingle or we lose an important moment in your music history.

That's fair. Can't remember which episode Frank killed Zoey in the first season, but that puts over 80% of the show's episodes in the "trashy" pile. Even Dexter was only unredeemably bad for the last 3 of 8 seasons. I'm not sure why anyone would continue watching this show if they don't like the trashy soap that it…

A lot of hate for this show and I understand why. It's obviously not a weighty drama, and I don't know that it ever has been, at least not since the first season. Since then, it's become a trashy soap opera that has some A list actors, which makes it a lot of fun, occasionally. It's certainly been more enjoyable to…

No cock scanner, no "A" grade, I say.

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6969? Hey, that's my nuclear code!

I'm still getting over the news that the Beastie Boys started playing their own instruments, so I will catch up with this in 25 years.

The New Zealand National Party is Em's biggest fan. They are Stan.

Yeah, well, it doesn't take a genius to write those lyrics.

Poor Mo Rocca

Gambling isn't addictive. I should know. I gamble every day!