Meanwhile Van Halen did a masterful cover of the song, totally making it their own (a celebratory street party song is right up the middle for them). More of their covers should have been on the “Best Of” list, they covered all kinds of classic songs.

Now he’s underwater on that car twice.  Hey-o!

Looks like they may have been racing someone else and could handle the turn.

No notes.

With a drink holder that large, I’m thinking range is going to be determined by the capacity of the driver’s bladder rather than battery size.

I disagree here. Some start out bad. Like, immediately bad. I don’t think you read the article at all which I totally understand lmao.

Our road funding in Michigan barely covers the cost of filling potholes. Paint might be the limit of their budget.

Doesn’t matter. When I travel, I expect delays. I have an extra pair of underwear and socks and a shirt in my carry-on, as well as daily meds, toothbrush, etc. In other words, if I had to live for a few days out of my carry-on, I could. And that includes a few granola bars and other snacks. I’m not gonna starve to…

A dude on the 4:20 flight to Amsterdam was super hungry? I couldn’t make that up if I tried.

Arby’s removing those hash brown patties was a crime!

Sharon Stone wasn’t in Fatal Attraction. 

I absolutely use paper when I have my kids. When its just me, whatever doesnt take too much... but trying to juggle two under 10's and myself and my wife.. fuck you I am using paper so I dont have to struggle filling through the boarding passes on my phone, not to mention its not like they dont just do the SAME thing…

...and it continues to this day.  I’m surprised someone wouldn’t get the dacha reference.  Perhaps I’m old.

And to think parents’ groups in the ‘80s said this would lead to devil worship. It’s 2022, and my kid’s in a sanctioned D&D club at his school (Catholic school, no less); they’re going to see this as a group this weekend.

I adore chicken pot pie, but it has to have the pie shell all around, not just some puff pastry on top.

*shrug* Of course, the better question is, why?

casting director: we’ve got money for both donald sutherland and nicole kidman!

How do you pronounce Daimler-Chrysler in German?  You pronounce the Daimler, the Chrysler is silent. 

Starred for the very best reasons raisins are trash (I make wine for a living) despite your endorsement of coconut as something to celebrate.

I’m partial to Heluva dip (but any sour cream based chipdip will do)