“I pled guilty because I wanted full exoneration, and justice to be served.”

“What a maroon! What a gulli-bull!”

Rage tweet got no time for puny spellcheck

I can’t be #70 . . . you understand.

. . . wrap this game up sooner rather than later.

Trust the process . . . and Yzerman next year.

I see you’re getting your headlines from the Department of Redundancy Department 

And the Dark Roast Coffee!  $2 for a large is the best value in morning beverages.  Their breakfast sandwiches are hot garbage, though.

dayum

Please tell me you had him polish your shoes, too

Yeah, he’s no Jay Cutler

As a Lions fan, the Bills and Cardinals give me hope.

I bet THOSE are the texts he wanted to delete. He was afraid people would find out he cares TOO MUCH!

Yes.

Well, it clearly couldn’t be for a helmet to helmet hit

It was the moment I knew she was destined for greatness.

I French kiss.

Wasteful? Wasteful?

Don’t worry, he’ll be calling in sick.

Tomorrow’s headline, The Detroit News:  Even the F***ing Browns Tied!