“There’s nothing more valuable than an unused timeout, especially once the game is over. I use mine whenever my grandchildren get unruly.”

Your Shake Shack approach is correct.

Coffee 101 -

Connor seems wise beyond his years.

That’s uncalled for.

laysir?

Why does everyone keep referring to 28-3? What does that mean?

That line should not have made me laugh as hard as it did.

As someone infected with the Detroit Lions, it does my heart good to read of others’ misery.

This.

This is the correct take, and a star.

That weird hybrid of Colonel Sanders and Thurston Howell III brought the expansion team to Carolina. Hence, a statue.

The consensus from Caldwell defenders is that he was a great coach Monday through Friday.

“If you can read this, I probably cut my fucking arm off.  Please apply a tourniquet around my neck, tighten, and walk away.”

We should be friends; take your star!

Lotus is awesome.  If you want to do something off Strip, check out the Valley of Fire.  Amazing scenery.

Was at SDCC this year.

Once those ballparks are old enough to drink . . .

Thanks for ripping THAT scab off.

(in the Colonel’s voice) “That boy’s about as sharp as a bowlin’ ball!”