Future NFL executive

Thought the same thing. Maybe hoping the moving air will quickly dry his tears of agony?

I pass 3 farm stands on the way home from work.

You cannot possibly be recommending a set of headphones worn by a model with a man bun

You cannot possibly be recommending a set of headphones worn by a model with a man bun

That’s some Guillermo del Toro Kinja there

He did, but it moved to Jezebel

Um, lauts to appreciate in a good punctuation pun.

Elon tweeted they’re solving the problem with a state-of-the-art new material just created by their engineers, which uses an ingenious hook and loop fastener fabric with performance unprecedented in automotive history

So someone else built those cars?

we have a winner--take your star, sir

Skyline Chili is good though.

Played ball, and had a similar coach. During the second session of two a days, after calisthenics, running, and drills, in full pads, in unseasonable heat, Coach asked if I wanted to go in (to the scrimmage). I was lightheaded from the heat and exertion (in retrospect, certainly dehydrated), and said “No, Coach, I…

KI was just trying to save them the embarrassment of being seen screaming on the Vortex.

Sure, but what has the Maryland Senate done lately?

But it worked for Private Pyle

. . . microwaved Jon Gruden . . .

I spent every Tuesday night of my freshman year at college at the weekly Putt Putt tourney. Cash prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. $5 entry, and that got you a practice round before the official tournament.

You left out the best part of the Laken Tomlinson story, his pedigree.

Urban didn’t lie!

It’s THE job of everyone who works at THE Ohio . . .