May I just say that all of the Canadian female skaters look like they would cut you for a medal?

In honor of the 40th anniversary of its release, I think all men’s finals skaters should skate to their choice of any two tracks from Van Halen’s album, Van Halen.

Every time he droned in with his rehearsed opinion, I wanted to die. He had the charisma of a dish towel.

I have to say, I understand the tape delay - you pay billions for the rights, you want to get a return, so prime time - and I even like some of the personal stories.

I can, if only at the freakiest part, when the bottom half caught in the steering wheel, and SLOWLY tipped to deposit the maximum amount of shake mix directly onto my crotch.

I was handed a shake in a styrofoam cup yesterday, with a straw. While driving down the road, started to switch hands to put the shake in the center console cup holder.

Lions fan, “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!”

Tough to roll, but if you use the double wides . . .

“I see what you did there; have a star!”

“I see what you did there; have a star!”

Technically true, but practically wrong.

Take your darn star

Laughing at my desk!

Always good to hear from the voice of experience ;-)

You have been proven both prescient, and correct.

And this man should have free beers for life

I have two daughters, both of whom were in gymnastics for a few years.

One of the best lines in the whole movie, “What make you think I wanna hear you talk?”

That ride was doomed from the jump

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