Native Michigander here.

1 can tall red kidney beans, drained

There once was a young man named Gary,

The person speaking it is twice as high?

Prior to seeking consensus, we should socialize this alternative.

“Primal Scream” is a Top 3 Crue song, and a Top 5 for 80s Hair Metal.

KISS music. Because the band’s name was really an acronym meaning “Kings In Satan’s Service”.

Well, she was a good fundraiser . . . I guess now she’s just going to Sparty on with another million or so of taxpayer’s money.

Of course! But I remember when I read her letter last night on the News’ site, and I read that last line about resigning under the terms of my contractual agreement, or words to that effect, and thought something like this would come out.

You do realize that every time you quote “a staffer who requested anonymity” you drive him a little bit crazier, and make him a little bit more paranoid?

Guessing your name indicates we listen to the same radio station, so you may already know this, but her resignation entitles her to full salary for some time, certain lifetime benefits, and the title of President Emeritus.

we can be friends

My go-to is kosher salt, fresh ground pepper, butter, Parmesan or Romano. If I get bored, I sprinkle in some harissa.

As president, it is only natural that I am the focus of this anger.

I’m struck by the differences of the two female authority figures in this tragedy.

Ding dong the witch is dead.

That was an OUTSTANDING read. All the more so when you read he sat in Dahmer’s trial, yet found this worse.

37,000 images of child porn.

Recall the Board of Trustees, starting with Ferguson. They’re elected officials.

Just because someone has taken a hard shot to the head, can’t stand on their own, and drops to their knees unable to walk, doesn’t mean they have a concussion.