Came here for this

Sons can’t tell dad jokes.

“Don’t worry, honey. I mean, I know some bad things happened to you THAT NO ONE ELSE WAS EVER TOLD ABOUT. ESPECIALLY NO ONE AT MSU, EVER!!!! But you’ll be getting a check soon, NOT BECAUSE WE’RE GUILTY, BUT BECAUSE WE’RE SO WILLING TO HELP ONCE THE COURTS ORDER US TO DO SO, so that will help make it all better. And…

“There’s so many more things going on at the university than just this Nassar thing.”

Nassar - convicted, awaiting sentencing, but will be in prison until death. Prisoners with daughters presently sharpening shivs, awaiting his arrival, hoping to be the first to shorten his sentence.

Wait. He took video of himself spanking? That’s . . . so . . . words fail.

Which is precisely how it was meant to be read. We can be friends.

I know. My vitriol is directed toward MSU, not you, HFM. Just trying to sarcastically say that NO ONE at MSU has evidently lifted a finger to try and lessen any future impact on the victims.

Oh, that’s magnificent!!

Yeah, there’s no reason anyone would actually go back into the system to ensure they weren’t billing victims, or to put a hold on all billings around Nassar.

The eight members of MSU’s Board of Trustees are elected by the general public during the general election. They serve 8-yr. terms.

“Best if used by 10/12/16.”

Your tears are made sweeter when seasoned by false hope.

From today’s Detroit News: Trustees were meeting behind closed doors Friday as they faced increasing pressure to oust university President Lou Anna Simon, who also said Friday she welcomes a review by the attorney general’s office. The university said the meeting was not subject to the Open Meetings Act, calling the…

Because it’s there. Gloriously, gaudily there.

While the sheer number of girls and women molested already dwarves the number of known victims at Penn State, it appears there will also be a higher number of coaches and administrators who were aware of Nassar’s crimes.

There was a picture, I swear

Or a deer foot knife to a . . .

So the cops can see his plate when they drive next to him

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