Take your star for the Dean Martin quote

Browns? Marvin?

Well, you got the initials right.

drinking a spiced honey-mead wine

Real person. Sir Jackie Stewart. British F1 driver. Worked as a broadcaster for years afterward. Famous for his high-pitched voice, which was imitated by every shock jock on air in the 80s. Because of that, I actually don’t mind this, a commercial that advertises NOT using their product.

To be fair, I believe he called everyone in the video that, male or female.

Andy is proof you can get CET from watching the film

I remember both of those and can’t believe that’s the same guy he’s still employed.

Stupid NFL coaches? That’s like saying winter is cold . . . well?

Was driving I-75S in a past winter, clipping along nicely at 45 or so. When I crossed the state line into Ohio, immediately let off the gas, and began coasting to a near stop. Seconds later, the cars in front of me started sliding and colliding, as dozens of cars piled up.

Positive drug test?

They might be completely wrong, but you can’t argue they don’t take their jobs seriously. Did you see that middle guy YANK the guy opening the door back, then close the door again?

Every day of my freshman year in college, I’d get back from my last afternoon class, put on a pair of Koss headphones, put on “Wish You Were Here,” by Pink Floyd, and bed nap.

Zero.

But used in an adjectovian way, to modificate the seriosity of its use.

But then he’d only have one friend

Anyone that cites Howie’s as their example of “good chain pizza” is a thoughtful, intelligent person, in possession of a fine palate and discriminating taste.

No.

you forgot “cost-effective ROI”

I wouldn’t want to be the chump walking in there checking wiring.