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accidental-globetrotter

Pontiac, not Detroit. Even more suburban. Only possible damage will be to the thousands of repurchased VW diesels that are being storing there.

Perhaps because in most cases, the concession workers at college football games are unpaid volunteers, putting in their hours to get some cut of the concession funds for their organization and/or cause. So, literally, it’s not their job.

To be fair, the kid did ask for it

Have a budding vegetarian middle child. Will be trying this recipe quickly; sounds delicious. Thanks!

Geez, maybe at this point they should just look for a volunteer.

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

He looks so much smarter with the glasses. Maybe that’s the problem?

Do you really want to go on record calling DeShone Kizer a “qualified QB”?

I have no idea why that made me laugh so hard.

Replacing Goodell? Like replacing Matt Millen as GM of the Lions. After the Lions went 0-16, I sent a letter to William Clay Ford, offering to be GM of the team for $1M/yr.

I’ll miss Eli. I used to watch Giants’ games just so I could say “derp” after every one of Eli’s errant passes, or accurate interceptions.

Imagine the coin flip, when they both scream “Neither!”

You are a horrible person. May your soul rot in a nihilist Arby’s void.

My wife also has a Keurig.

Roger’s biggest issue is he forgot how much rich old white men hate when “the help” gets uppity.

I came her for this

Maybe this is the problem: if I change the word “racists” in your comment to “blacks”, then it’s a nearly perfect fit for what these folks are saying.

Remember, the NFL isn’t a monopoly. If he doesn’t like their offer, he can always go elsewhere . . .

Some do.