No need to be pedantic . . . oh, wait

Wondering why no one else caught this: he’s her boss, not just her passenger. She works for his Web site, so she was responding to direct instructions from her boss.

Have you SEEN this idiot try to manage a clock at the end of a half/game? When his “deer caught in headlights” look locks into place, changing only when the Lions last-gasp drive dies as the clock reads 0.00.

You left out that they raised prices this year. Their best player retired, they’re coming off a 7-9 season, they kept their lame-duck, barely over .500, non-clock managing, perpetually puzzled piece of coaching refuse, AND THEY RAISED TICKET PRICES!!!!!

Truck weights are regulated to 80,000 lbs. in the US, so the additional weight of batteries, even after netting out the drive train, could result in less payload. And shipper’s won’t embrace that.

Great advice here, so much that I forwarded the article to a friend who is taking their first trip soon. Went some years ago, with small children and my parents. We did a character lunch, and my dad ended up in a food fight with Goofy. It was amazing!

Because expanding to Phoenix worked out so well

Had Lasik a few years ago. Best money I ever spent. I did get the Valium, and I vividly remember the smell of parts of my cornea being burned off. It’s still one of the things I mention when people ask about the surgery.

Used to work in the Penobscot Building, and am going to see the movie for the Detroit shots and cameos alone. Anything good beyond that is gravy.

He’s not the pun you wanted, but he’s the pun you deserve

Captain Obvious Times, “Columbus BJ’s blow it”

Maybe he should just stick to short stories?

No. Grasp and control is the defining principle. Didn’t occur here.

Except he’s not “the passer,” then, as the ball had already been thrown, lateraled, and lateraled again, AND he’s 6 yard beyond the original line of scrimmage.

No, the Lions lost because their coach, whose incompetence at game management is documented yet again, kept his unused timeout in his pocket (what, for next week’s game? to take it back, unused and unopened, for a full refund?), rather than calling it, and setting up both the correct defense and the correct personnel…

You mean “holding”, like what happened to the Lions 3 rushers on that last, untimed play?

Nope. He’s no longer the passer at that point. The ball has been passed, lateraled, and lateraled again. At that point, Rodgers is just a runner with the ball. You can crush him, at least according to the rule book.

The Lions are only disappointing if you expect them to win.

Why do I feel MMA is less damaging than boxing?

Earlier in the day, a fighter named Prichard Colon, a flamboyant up and coming Puerto Rican who’s fought on multiple undercards in Brooklyn, suffered a brain bleed and lapsed into a coma after he was hit on the back of the head in a fight in Virginia.