“Kirby” is a brand of vacuum cleaner. See also, “Hoovering” up their food.

Please . . . the exaggeration! Where can you by a $10 blender in Cleveland?

Or just hold them in Detroit. Think of it - the Coleman A. Young Memorial Winter Olympics Games. You could make the medals from the krugerrands hidden in the Manoogian Mansion.

Burneko’s Primal Scream

No, 10 seconds is Too Fast For Love

Worked at Big Boy as a bus boy. Wait staff got tips, bussers, dish washers, and cooks got squat. Worked 6 pm - 6 am shift on Friday and Saturday, so got the drunk crowd, that thought it was great fun to make their tables as messy as possible for the low-lifes to have to clean up.

So I didn’t have to be THAT GUY

You win!

Guessing she thought it was made my Apple: iPie!

When Deflategate started, I told my friends they’d find a couple of low-ranking guys to pin the blame on. And so they did—two working guys tossed out of the league for doing what they were told. Had they not done so, they’d have gotten fired. So now they don’t have jobs.

Playoffs - - nuff said

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Perfect. Had with a roasted ham (Thanksgiving leftovers gone) and broiled asparagus. Now my favorite au gratin/scalloped potato recipe.

We must have been at the same party

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I tried Buffalo Chicken dip over the holidays. It tastes of cream cheese, spice, and failure. It's the New Coke of dips: a pale reflection of the original, better-tasting product. How this would POSSIBLY defeat salsa is clearly a case of racist bass turds favouring pre-processed packaged bull shot over delicious,…

As a Detroiter, I have no horse in this race. But I do have a palate.