Okay, so if I ever bought toys or furniture for my cats that was as nice as theirs is, my beasties wouldn't have any of it. My babehs are LOW RENT AND LOVIN' IT. Boxes and grocery bags are their favorites, and my little guy's favorie toys are starlight peppermints in the cellophane wrapper, and rubber bands. Will…

do you ever feel your talents are wasted posting tons of cute animal vi....KITTEENNNNNNNNNNN

I love how kittens have yet to learn about the dignity of being a cat so therefore allow themselves to be dressed up as a chocolate treat. Mama cat seems to be thinking "Who did this to my children? They shall pay...".

Baby Haa smiled at me for the first time today. I'm in heaven.

It doesn't matter. Calling yourself slutty isn't consenting to anything. Him pointing that out is the same thing as saying "well your skirt was short and your cleavage was out, so you were asking for it."

Résistez, les Français! I've been to that store in Paris, and stumbled out 4 hours later in a daze-it's fantastic. That said, I think the store should close on Sundays. It took me awhile to get used to the idea when I lived in Europe (first Paris, then Rome) but it really grew on me. It's one day where you…

The Women's Room by Marilyn French and The Robber Bride by Margaret Atwood are must reads in the feminist cannon (and Robber Bride is super fun too!)

1. Van Morrison's I'll be Your Lover, Too: Oh, god Van Morrison why do have to remind me that every man I've ever dated has never wanted to do any of the things you've mentioned?

Every time I listen to Casimir Pulaski Day I'm crying by the end.

this is my neighbor's cat, Brewsky. he is the friendliest cat ever and he has one double (triple?) paw that makes him look like he's wearing a catcher's mitt, i die.

Elton John's 'Candle in the Wind' the 1997 version has made me cry ever since I first herd it when Princess Di passed away. Its gotten to the point that no matter what version of the song it is I'll start tearing up every time I hear it. I don't know, I think it was one of the first sad songs I ever remember hearing…

Cosmia by Joanna Newsom. Reminds me of my cat that I lost. Makes me cry everytime.

My mom and dad split when I was 10.

Okay so silly but Puff the Magic Dragon. We had an illustrated book at the daycare I worked at and I COULD NOT SING it with the kids. The pictures were so sad. They showed the boy growing up and leaving the dragon and then him introducing his new daughter to puff. CRY.

Hallelujah by anyone. All versions of this song kill me.

Puff the Magic Dragon by Peter Paul and Mary. Just thinking about it gets me all misty-eyed.

The most shocking thing I got out of this was that Chandler Bing and Janice Ian were dating.

Can we always get at least one piece of historical gossip each Dirt Bag? Thanks.

BatDad is the best.

I was really just making fun of how @#$%ing uncomfortable really pretty bras often are. For me, at least, it's like 'Wow, I look so hot in these spike heels and this adorable bra!' and the moment I'm home I'm ripping it off.