But she was soo damn close to being VP. That's terribly embarrassing for the country.> Other countries point at us and laugh as if we are the kids on the shortbus with the drool catch can hanging around our necks..

there is nothing anyone can teach women so that this does not happen again. it will happen again, and it will continue to happen until boys are taught not to rape. crime victims are not responsible for avoiding criminals.

I had a three-hour nap today. This article is making me feel so productive!

My brother is five years older than I am, when he was a senior in high school the baseball coach was accused of raping a student. The baseball team was REALLY good, like state champs good. And there were actually parents who said, "well, it comes down to her word against his. Do we REALLY want to ruin his life?"

I learned how to change a tire from using the manual. I pulled into a parking lot and went, "welp, here we go."

My advice from teaching my former kidadult husband how to cook: Do not take any knowledge for granted. There were a lot of things that I took as common sense (like that the meat at the center of the frying pan will cook quicker because its over the flame) which he needed to be told.

My sons were making their own lunches when in grade school. Why would you eat something I pick out for you when you can eat what you want? They were both taught to cook and are now far better cooks than I am. We still enjoy getting together and cooking as a family. Both sons were required to take "home ec" in middle…

Carrot dating, huh?

My mom taught me to cook by teaching me to cook ground beef! It's hard to screw up and it's super easy...she taught me to make tacos, chili, sloppy joes, spaghetti, and burgers. From there, I built confidence and then moved on to far more complicated things.

I am exceedingly proud of my mother using Skype to communicate. Go eat some prunes.

Shouldn't you be off somewhere, telling some kids to get off your lawn?

Be nice, we millennial will be deciding which millennials-staffed nursing home you will end up.

Seriously how can you say no to that face? That teen bitchface?

When I was in college, I lived with two roommates. One (S) was similar to me in that we weren't gourmet cooks, but we could make well-balanced meals. The other....well let's just say it was a proud day for S and me when we found out B had used the stove and an actual skillet to make a Bertolli meal instead of the…

YESSSSSSS.

Where's the NOPE octopus?

As a man I do not get this. Never have.

Bar Rafaeli! l'enfer, c'est les autres!