I'd like to see the Masaai tribe leader write a memoir about his side of the story. Something tells me it will be wildly different than hers.

for some reason it reminded me of this

Could have been worse I suppose. Might have named the kid Moe. Or Apu.

As I always told my kids, "it's a sidewalk, not a sideride!"

What is with the inability to believe that it can be both reasons? Or many reasons?

My hormone release puts me in a dreamlike state whenever I eat coconut pie. I see no faults ever with coconut pie.

That guy used a lot of words to dress up "boys will be boys!"

That's the best tl;dr of Adam and Eve I've ever read.

Seriously, you'd think we'd be over a simple case of the late afternoon munchies and a snakey frenemy by now.

So, your logic is that the property damage and douchiness of the tenants doesn't matter because all parties are rich? Nice. Get a grip. Unless you're devoting your entire existence to feeding every hungry child on the planet and spending every single extra cent you have left over after fulfilling your most basic needs…

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I don't know...the sleeves could be puffier.

Are you saying that all people lose and gain weight in different ways? And have different eating habits?!

What fresh hell is this? I cant find the words to express how horrified I am at this shapeless, ghastly, confection of green WTFness.

Still. If the dad adopted her and raised her, and both parents felt it was appropriate for her to take his name, then that's dad enough and a real enough name for me. :)

"...should be fun, so why do these seem like the garments of the chick who comes late to the party, refuses to dance and leaves early?"

To be fair, when I first moved to the US I was completely bamboozled with everyone boiling water in saucepans, because I'd only ever seen water boiled in a kettle and couldn't understand why they're not such a big thing here. I was all "you people have drive-through ATMs and pay-at-the-pump gas stations but you're…

I feel like there was a lot of posts about cats today... My 15 year old cat passed away today and I'm sad :-(

I think I'm in love with your relationship dynamic.

I don't understand why men do this.