Eat shit and diet?

Alright. You may have me there.

Yeah, my sister sleeps in a bra quite often because she's uncomfortable if she doesn't. She has a pretty great rack and sometimes I'm jealous of how she fills out a sweater but then I remember that she has to spend $80+ on bras, swimwear etc. AND tailor all her fitted dresses and I stop being jealous.

The day we beat Michigan my brother was walking out of the stadium behind some Michigan fans who were saying they "couldn't believe they'd lost to Illinois" and my brother tapped one of them on the shoulder and said, "Boo-fucking-hoo." At the time, he was wearing a GIANT orange Stetson hat. It was quite a sight. …

No, because using that logic a white man shouldn't of written "Strange Fruit."

Oh! They should do a plus-sized fashion season on PR! There would be the regular amount of body snarking by the contestants during the first episode or two (like there is for every "normal"-sized client challenge), and then they would shut the fuck up and actually make clothes for size 12 and over.

That is my great-grandchild. My grandchild was a Discman.

Fucking biology, how does it work?

I'm feeling so many grammar feelings right now.

I'm so sorry this is happening to you. I was raised in an alcoholic home and can't imagine what it would have been like being in a romantic relationship with someone like my father—being his child was hell enough as it was. I think it's amazing that you have the presence of mind to realize you need to get out of this…

In honor of this lovely video, I think we should discuss celeb crushes. In the grand Friends tradition, here are my five celebs I would require being allowed to sleep with (if I had boyfriend\husband): Brian Aubert (Silversun Pickups), Paul Rudd, Dave Grohl, Jensen Ackles, Russell Brand.

It reminds me of an article I read a while that we teach women not to get raped, but, we don't teach men not to rape. The idea being by making all these rules: don't drink, don't go out alone, don't lead someone on, don't wear a short skirt, etc. that when a women is raped people are less sympathetic, feeling that…

Ok so maybe they were sewn by child laborers in the Philippines, but what if instead we raised free-range quinoa-fed organic chickens and set them free in the countryside during the ceremony? (I plan on writing for the NY Times wedding section someday).

I had to put up with my racist dad and believe me, that shit is not funny when you have to deal with it. The show concept may be "let's laugh at the old racist dudes," but in my life, his "jokes" were usually met with open-mouthed horror. I can't remember ever thinking his racist schtick was acceptable or amusing. It…

He probably knew...they got the paper and writing tools from somewhere.

Yep. Typical child abuser. Worked as corrections nurse for years. Tge sex offenders were always victims, the sex was always consensual (even when victim was 2 years old), and they ALWAYS whine when they talk.

This is probably one of the few ways they could show strength and control over their situation.

People have different levels of resiliency. It's not to excuse people who were abused and grow up to be shitty people but it's a level of understanding that can only benefit everyone.

"Private Family Matter" by Victor Rivas Rivers is on this subject. He came from a DV home and later while on an acting gig filmed at San Quintin, he discovered that the majority of violent criminals come from violent homes. However the inverse is not true; because someone comes from a DV home does not automatically…

He absolutely deserves credit for being a great person and carving out a good life for himself. I'm not trying to take that away from him. But it doesn't mean that nobody else can use a difficult childhood as an "excuse" (reason) for having difficulties in their adult lives. We're all a unique blend of neurology,…