It reminds me of that time when RBG responded to the question “When will there be enough women on the supreme court?” and she said when there is 9. It caused a mild uproar that women thought we deserved more than half. Men have had more than half for, what, over 200 years? Women take a third for a couple years, and…

They always crack me up with that “best person” bullshit like the women would be just totally randos off the street. “Hey? You a girl? Good. You’re Secretary of Defense now.” Of course, bros have to be outraged because it is what they have.

That is incredibly disappointing, and yet not surprising. I wish they could *hear* themselves. It’s been said so often, but it must be incredibly easy to blithely cede the country to Trump when you’re not a minority, a woman or a muslim. Because what the fuck do you care, right? Won’t affect you at all.

She got close to power, and, boom!, she’s no longer the right woman!

It was impressive how fast Elizabeth Warren went from “their one woman friend” to a total traitor. Now they’ve glommed onto Jill Stein to prove they aren’t sexist.

She is flaunting her WOMAN CARD!

I was a Bernie supporter, until I finally realized he couldn’t win. I even donated to his campaign and called people for hours during the primaries. But I would be lying if I said I wasn't PUMPED AS HELL about our first female president. It's about damn time.

Cue the bros outraged that she’s hiring considering gender and not ‘the best person for the job’.

“Dare I eat a peach”

It practically writes itself.

Let us go now, you and I, where we’ll be in the public eye.

Just wait until she titles her next hit “The lovesong of J. Thomas Hiddleston".

Yeah seriously, I hope she gets PAID. I used to work for a different federal agency, and it was mind-boggling to try to figure out how some of the people got hired.

He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing. These aren’t gaffes, they’re razor sharp strategy.

Actually, in most countries like this, children will flock to foreign visitors hoping for gifts and wanting their picture taken.

Still power-hungry rent-a-cops, despite who signs their checks.

Absolutely, and I might add that $100,000 is not even close to enough. What they should sue for is dismissal of the TSA agents plus a few mil.

honestly vp is the best possible job for him, like he was a mediocre senator who was awful to anita hill but now that he has no real power, he’s goddamn delightful

Ugh, I used to love Sanders, but I think he’s being such a shit little white man and saying that Hillary basically has to adopt all of HIS policy platforms before he’ll endorse her. Ummm, bro, Hillary is way more qualified than you are to be President and just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she can’t have her own…

I may steal this line if that’s cool.