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I like it when they mansplain policy to my tiny lady brain.

Dang, the Hillary text memes!

And the gendered attacks aren’t just against Hillary Clinton, but her supporters who are called “dumb bitches” or “voting with their vaginas”.

I mean, if you wanna slut shame, they’re talking about the wrong Clinton. However, I hear more BS like, “if she can’t handle Bill Clinton, how can she handle the country?” Because apparently that was her job and not his?

I concur. A well fitted pantsuit is damn sexy sometimes.

Yup, they have this unflinching rigid view that “women are just irrational, hysterical and emotional! Mothers especially can’t be trusted, because of all of their feeeelings!”

I believe the uniform is a pantsuit, padded headband and button earrings.

It’s frightening, really.

the outsized political hope that “youth” have before they realize that every politician is a shill, nobody with real values is actually electable, and also that God Is Dead.

We had one exec who was such a blabbermouth that everything he said was timed. He was allowed only 10 minutes total talking, and then gagged, figuratively speaking. He just could not understand why everyone wouldn’t listen to his words of rare wit & wisdom.

I just got tenure. Now I don’t need an excuse to skip out.

Yeah, does this guy think the pee stick shows pregnancy the moment the sperm hits the egg like WUT?

The problem with Bernie acolytes is that they love the idea of vague anecdotal praise for their candidate (grassroots momentum!), but insist on rigorous quantitative analysis when anyone hints at suggesting their boy is, in fact, a politician playing the same game as everyone else.

If all of that bothers you, you’re going to be really pissed when you come across Sanders’ campaign manager’s statements.

Yup. It’s kind of the main reason we need her.

Yes x 1 million billion. Thank you for saying this.

I had an internet fight of my own today with a Bernie Bro. Solidarity.

p.s. Benghazi hearing was indeed salty/awesome. She destroyed everyone.

I used to be a “head is for Clinton, heart is for Sanders” Democrat until I read this:

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world