PS. You’re dismissed from now on. Telling a woman how to react to sexism isn’t going to be on the table for you here. You’re silenced.

Telling me how to behave is seriously off limits. You aren’t my parent. You aren’t in charge. You don’t get to tell me how to react to sexism. You just don’t get to do that. Sorry if it makes you feel like you don’t have control, but you know, you don’t.

And frankly, the sexism you are expressing with your bullshit is…

Why, don’t you know? Nothing is as bad as a strong woman writing essays!!

Wow. You just tone policed me. I’ll speak how I like, when I like, the way I like. You don’t like it? Too bad.

I agree. This sexist bullshit is really, really unwelcome today. I am fucking sick of it and wish they would shut the fuck up.

What a crock of shit. Not at all what happened.

Exactly. So far, many of these articles are a bunch of sexist bullshit.

Right. I love how they do a completely unscientific study and Tom is here to say, “See? It wasn’t sexism.”

It’s not much of a test. These people would have to be idiots not to know who they were comparing. So, yeah, it was sexism.

What’s wrong with Hillary Clinton publishing essays, Bernie bro? U mad?

As a feminist, I owe this horrible liar nothing. Zero. Zip. Nada.

At the very least, report the lawyer to the Bar Association.

nah The Obamas are fine. Nothing on them.

Trump, however, I wish all they had on him was pee party. But, I’m guessing it’s something really, really bad.

Sue your lawyer as well. Really.

Roger Stone just had a MASSIVE MELTDOWN ON TWITTER over Russian connections and basically admitted something he shouldn’t haaaave!!

But, on the other hand, it happened some years ago. Seems pretty thin.

Oh me as well. If only someone had said this to me. Of course, I probably wouldn’t have listened. Alas. Some things just have to be learned by experience.

I really want to sit younger women in this situation like Selena down and say, “Believe him when he tells you who he is. Don’t make him better. Because he’s not, and he’s telling you the truth.”

It takes time for that lesson to sink in sometimes.

Men with this view about intelligence always make me wonder about the first time some girl in their elementary class kicked their ass on the math test. Was that the beginning of the sad inadequacy that eventually led, in this case, to ugly bowties, an uneven mustache, and such excessive insecurity about his…

In a song about individuality, she manages to be as basic as possible.