Aw, they’re in that stage of love where you say ridiculous, annoying crap. They can’t help it.

I love that version of “O Death” from Songcatcher.

Right? It just seems like he could agree to bequeath it to them after his death. How much longer could it be? They are evil fuckheads.

Okay, but “hella toupee” is kind of funny.

This makes me want to take a newspaper and shove it directly up their asses. Goddamn it. At least pretend you aren’t biased. Christ on a cracker.

There were bullet holes on the sign, but fresh flowers on his grave.

Thank you! That’s a nice compliment.

It was waiting by the elevator after I locked the office door that was the worst. I mean, WHERE WAS SHE?!?

Dearest Russian officials, No. Fuck off. Read a book instead. Everyone Who Is Not An Idiot

Oh look. I made a mistake in my own post, because a student walked in. You should never correct your own mistakes; that’s all. They do need an editor or two, just for that.

See?? I make mistakes, too, especially when I’m in a hurry.

Ew. People suck.

I left Facebook for a break recently because of “good, white people,” even though I myself am a “good, white person.” It’s hard to explain, but it felt like my other white friends kept .... competing on who was “most woke bae,” if that makes sense. It felt ... false ...

I want to see this, and don’t hurt me but “manor.” Not “manner.”

yup.

gah!!!

Yep. I have no idea what’s going on.

Someone just put up the best gif of the debate. I must agree:

White supremacists would use it. They still do.

Right?!? lol! It’s ridiculous. “Oh, yeah, the evil ghost! No biggie!”