Because they are not that rich

They have bushels of debt that dwarf their bushels of money. They’re constantly teetering on the brink of bankruptcy because of really poor decision making. That’s why Senior is constantly grasping at stupid deals.

The saddest anecdote is when he was born and his mother wanted to name him Donald Jr, and Trump’s response was “but what if he turns out to be a loser?”

Plenty of people are born into far worse situations and make infinitely better people. He has no excuse at all for being a horrible human being.

Agreed, Whitaker must’ve given him a rundown of what is in the report.

I hope he shit his fucking depends.

These people make Russian petrodollar oligarchs and newly minted rappers look classy.

Trump Jr. got engaged at a mall in Short Hills, N.J., as part of a publicity stunt for a jewelry store.

Tump is a childish moron incapable of any kind of self-control or subtlety when bad news is coming his way so I think you’re right, Don Jr. is going down.

Tough shit, chuckles!

He has, like, the best brain.

A lot of things are offensive,” “Your questions are offensive.”

Similar to what Bethesda did with Elder Scrolls Blades and a bare minimum teaser for ES 6

Even just a title card, as hated as those can be would have cushioned some of the blow of Immortal.

Charlie is almost certainly a good dog. “Tex” on the other hand, is so casual about gun safety I’m frankly amazed he’s lived to the ripe old age of 74. 

Snrk. There’s at least 6 people who’ve come forward to tweet out photos of that van— locals, people who encounter it on the highway, regular passersby, photos at least a year old. This van did not just suddenly pop into existence from under a Deep State tarp yesterday!

Haaaaaaa

That’s rolling probable cause.

The amount of political bumper stickers (regardless of political leanings) is directly proportional to the nuttiness of the owner/driver.

Great flagfucking Jesus, man.