This is why I wear Jalopnik T shirts and visit at least once a day. There’s no comparison between this and “long term updates” on the new Chrysler Pacifica or instrumented testing of the 2019 Hyundai Sonata. There’s automotive journalism, and then there’s Jalopnik.

I thought they fixed the brakes.

fake wood trim

Gotta love them guys. They could have just taken the easy way out and bought a relatively new running Jeep to go to Moab, but that story wouldn’t be nearly as fascinating.

I have to admit. Lately I’ve been having my doubts that the future will in fact be a wondrous utopia inspired by the music of Wyld Stallyns.

I don’t know. I think people do want an arcade Nintendo game that is the father of a beloved franchise that has never been released on any platform ever.

San Dimas, we are Black Hand, and we are here to explode you into the world of rock and roll!

...the Gundam jumped off the Serenity to fight Mecha Godzilla alongside the Iron Giant...

All of the stars to you!

New enlistees become eligible to apply for citizenship as soon as they complete basic training but not all of them know this.

Dear Tiangong-1,

Kerbals graphics are getting pretty good.

I sure hope you added a couple extra struts to that.

How long until service guarantees citizenship?

You have to fire it a certain height in the air or else the drop doesn’t come. I had a teammate fire it too low and all that did was give away our position to everyone around us.

Since fuel was cheap and plane tickets were expensive, the fuel efficiency of more relatively small engines all running together wasn’t as big a priority.

“It’s Wreck-It Ralph but with the F-Word exactly once” is my new favorite description of this film.

I think it speaks volumes that you put her in the category of someone who cheated on his wife when she had cancer.