I have to say that after spending well over an hour crafting the perfect, withered, Lovecraftian protagonist for Bloodborne, seeing how (at the risk of sounding hyperbolic) last-gen his in-game facial model looked was a bit of a letdown.

As someone who spends more time in the character creator than the game, I totally empathise here. I absolutely HATE when that creation doesn’t turn out the same in the in-game engine. Especially when I have to play through some 20 minute intro before I can even see them (side eyes Destiny).

Exactly. Any concerns about lax TSA are nothing compared to how sad this woman makes me feel. I read that she doesn’t have any family. The only people caring for are the courts. She needs assisted living or a group home where she can access treatment and support.

I’m guessing the mental issues would probably prevent her from being a useful consultant, but I had the same thought initially.

The government should hire her to be like ‘secret shopper’ for TSA. She is going to continue to do this anyway, why not turn it in to something positive.

I feel like if you have to tell a spy to not voluntarily wear something called a “tracking device” then they need to take some remedial Spy classes. I’ve never been a spy myself, but I’ve seen enough movies/tv/novels/YouTube videos/episodes of Cheaters to know that I should attempt to avoid “tracking devices” if I…

And delicious, especially the Curry type in the picture...

It’s “less than ten feet,” this actually doesn’t go any further than something you could pick up from home depot.

the best part of this article has been all the comments that showed me the existence of much cheaper flame throwers! my adult funded inner child thanks you!

There’s a reason the military calls doors the fatal funnel.

Speaking as a huge Jalopnik fan, the tone of this article is honestly unbecoming of this site. I enjoy a bit of snark, this just comes across as mean-spirited.

Trump supporters?

Because he’s playing out the longest and most expensive Spaceballs joke in history

This response is so incredibly out of proportion it’s almost as funny as the flamethrower gag itself. But like, in a way that makes me sad about journalism, not in a cheeky way.

You do realize that the same exact thing can be purchased at your local Home Depot for $50, right?

Sure thing. Next, you should do an expose about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. A small sample of the risks:

Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

It’s a blowtorch with a buttstock. My mother literally used to use a scarier gizmo for yard work. Everybody settle down.

If there were anymore salt in this post, I’d need some pepper.